Client: “Hmmm, could you make it bigger?”
Me: “That’s what she said.”
Client: “You’re out.”
March 2010
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Client: “The blue isn’t right.”
Me: “What PMS color are we trying to match?”
Client: “Oh, you know, the color of the Texas sky around daybreak.”
Client: “I don’t want the green to have any yellow in it.”
Us: “You’d like something more blue instead?”
[Five minutes of silence.]
Client: “No, I want a green without any yellow in it.”
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The client has sent a picture taken from their cameraphone and wants to use it in a A4 brochure.
ME: “Hello, I’m phoning regarding the image you sent earlier. It’s way too small, it’s only 640x480 pixels. Ideally we would need something 10x that size. Also it’s out of focus and essentially we…
it's called, do it yourself.
“It looks too slick and polished. We want the piece to look as though it hasn’t been designed by a designer”
“Can you change the color of the headline? Black text scares old people.”
Purchases:
New camera.
New lens.
New backpack especially made for gear.
A few books.
Car?
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA
floodofsunshine:themailinglist:therizinosaur:ashleelyn:
brittneypreteau:caitlinangelicas:sineadmarguerite:
(via betterversionofme)THIS.
^
Crying.
amazing.
OMGOSH! THAT IS JUST… *SIGH* <3
wow..
That is so cute!
so good, so good. They are so made for each other <3
too cute <3
